Survey Says...

Thought this might be fun...

Likes and Dislikes

dresses like a thug: nope
dresses like a surfer bum: surfer yes, bum no
dresses in all black: yes, or white
plays a musical instrument: yes, music is key (hahaha, i just made an unintentional pun)
is skinnier than you: not necessarily
is bigger than you: only if in bigger you mean cut... not really into big boned people
is shorter than you: no, see below
is taller than you: yes please
parent: no way Jose
has straight teeth: meh
wears braces: no, braces make your breath stinky (i should know, i had them)
has chapped lips: what person would say yes to this question?
has green eyes: yes
has blue eyes: yes
has brown eyes: no poop eyes
has shaved hair: not so much so
drinks alcohol: ON...moderate consumption
smokes pot: Negativo
smokes cigarettes: not anymore, i quit!
wears glasses: depends...
has brown hair: yes
has blue hair: no thank you
has blonde hair: sometimes
has a tan: most definitely yes
works out: a must
smiles a lot: yes, especially if it's because of me
calls you just to say HI: yes
Lets you know he/she was thinking about you: yes
smacks your butt: i'd rather be grabbed, but i'll take an ass slap
shaves his/her legs: yes, altho sometimes prickles are ok on an in between shavings day
has his/her ears pierced: um, not really necessary per say, but i like it
has facial hair: interesting question here... can't really say much about it...
wears jewelry: as long as it's not a huge gaudy 24K gold 6" tall cross that rests on a 1/2" diameter gold rope
wears cologne/perfume: yes... although you'll find it's not always best to comment on it because people might then not be as persuaded to wear it :(
smiles when you walk into the room: aww, yes yes yes
calls you pet names:yes... lilybee, sweetpea, baby and baby girl are all acceptable... al, ally, and any rodent name is not ok
can make you laugh at any given moment: definitely
doesnt care what a lot of people think: to a point... but too much carelessness is not always a good thing
virgin: hmm... yes, but in general i just like people not being a super skank...
Laid back: sometimes... but i'm pretty crazy so i need another tigger to bounce with
Doesnt party a lot: some partying is good
laughs a lot: absolutely important
WANTS to hang out with ONLY you: its good in the beginning, but everyone needs their own friends after a while
Likes taking you out to eat: cute, but i like to reciprocate
Opens the door for you: see above
Likes talking on the phone with you: i'd rather be in person
Plays with your hair while you kiss: yes, or even better, my special spot ;)
Listens to rap music: yes, and in addition they must believe they are a ghetto thug and try to live up to that dream
Wants to be a mommy: its desirable