Genius?

Alyssa, your Super IQ score is 120

The way you think about things makes you a Numerical Logician. This means that you're exceptionally strong in mathematics and at using logic to solve problems. You have a way with numbers. But that's not all, compared to others you're very detail-oriented, highly organized, and good at understanding things on a complex and abstract level. You're also a quick study when it comes to learning new things or understanding new concepts.

We analyzed how you scored on 8 dimensions of intelligence: spatial, organizational, abstract reasoning, logical, mechanical, verbal, visual and numerical. The 3 dimensions you scored highest on combine to make you a Numerical Logician. Only 6 out of 1,000 people have this rare combination of abilities.

So, does this mean I'm smart?Hmm...probably not. You really can't trust the accuracy of these intelligence tests online. I'm sure if I took a real one I'd probably not score so well. This one seemed a little easy. It would be nice to think that .6% of people in the world have that combo of intelligence. Maybe I am a genius... I've been trying to prove that for years ;)

In other news I found the best website. www.zazzle.com You can make any tshirt here with any pic you want. (as long as it's not under copyright laws...found that out the hard way, haha)
I made two shirts. The first was for myself and it's a white ringer with blue rings. In green writing it says : your mom goes to college. I tried to get one with Napoleon's face and the phrase: I'm gonna do whatever I wanna do, gosh... but they kicked it back for copyright with the pictures. I also made another one but it's kind of a half surprise so I won't go into detail but know that it's funny. So now I'm going to make tshirts like it's my job. If anyone has any suggestions let me know. So far Theresa has given me the best one:
spaghetti's straight too, until you heat it up. ahahaha, I think the rugby team would like that one.

Aright, I'm outtie for the weekend. We've got a nice tourney that goes from Sat to Sun but we're getting there Friday and some people aren't even leaving until Monday. Me, I gots other plans for the fourth so I'm leaving Sunday. Wish me luck. I'm playing with the Virginia Rugby Union B-side team (that's good).

Peace out cub scouts

Rugby

I got my ass kicked yesterday. I won't get into the details of our games...just know that we didn't do so well. My legs hurt from running after people... The good news is that I had fun and that we're not really upset about losing. Cuz we did win one game. By forfeit, hahaha :)
I've never been so tired as I was last night. I finally made it to bed and was twice woken up by phone calls. After I got off the phone it took me forever to get back to sleep, which I really didn't understand because I was so tired that I was delerious. I started having dreams before I even made it to sleep that made no sense. I think someone must have hit me really hard because I've gone retarded...
On that note, I'm going to get off the computer and do something constructive today... like sleep.
Later

Christmas

It's Christmas in my apartment.
I got my big shipment of household goods in from the transportation guys yesterday. I got about 22 boxes worth of my stuff that I haven't seen since I left Korea a couple months ago. As I'm unpacking the boxes I realized a couple things. First, I forgot I had half of the shit that I have, so it's like Christmas. I keep opening boxes and getting excited.
Second, I realized that almost every single glass I own has been stolen from a bar. If it has a beer or alcohol label on it, I've probably taken it. That's sad, especially because nothing matches.
Tomorrow I have another rugby tournament. I'm still not quite healed from the last one but that's fine. I'll be ok, and I'm really excited to play again. It's in DC, so that's pretty cool. Unfortunately I'm not going to feel much like going out there after a day of getting my ass kicked by some fat bitches. Speaking of fat bitches, my food is getting cold so I have to go eat. I'll update tomorrow on the games.

INDIGO GIRLS

I totally lost my Indigo Girls virginity last night! Finally made it to a concert and it was great. They sound so good live. Better than on the CD even. Over half the rugby team went so it was great to see everyone out and about. I also drank, um, five beers at the concert. Then we went to Babe's and I had another few. DRUNK, thanks...
Know why I love Babe's? Because not only is it a bar/dance club/restaurant, but there is a BEACH VOLLEY BALL PIT in the back of the club. So I played three games of drunk volleyball and I was on the winning team every time :) I had some good teammates, we'll leave it at that... Anyway, then I got Taco Bell and then I went to bed. At 4 am. Great.
Four hours later I got up to go home. Now I'm in class. And I'm tired. Realllly tired. But it was worth it just to see ma girls play. They rock!!!!!!

Why I Love Rugby

Rugby
Originally uploaded by Ryssy.

This is why I love rugby. The guys team that we buddied up with for the day had this banner up on their tent. We had to do as it said to get under the shade. (and in North Carolina it's so worth it...)

Why I Love Rugby

Rugby
Originally uploaded by Ryssy.

This is why I love rugby. The guys team that we buddied up with for the day had this banner up on their tent. We had to do as it said to get under the shade. (and in North Carolina it's so worth it...)

My weekend

So good, so bad.
I finally got the chance to play in a rugby game. Or four games. At least it was 7's. I scored a try which makes me feel like I contributed to the team just a little. It was a great tournament and it was great to be back in the sport. I'm not super mobile because of all the sore muscles, but I feel awesome :)
Friday I got a 95 on my first test in school. I'm a genious. Not really, it was open book. (Sometimes those can be tricky) I wonder how anyone got lower than an 80. I'm in a class with a bunch of re re's. They ask questions about EVERYTHING. Tomorrow I'm going to take a tally with the number of questions they ask, and then also how many of those were stupid questions. But, you know what they say, there aren't stupid questions, just stupid people...
And for the bad. I'm not going to get into it, because a blog is neither the time, nor the place to do so, but things with Steve aren't so hot because I'm stupid. (Big surprise on that one, eh)
Well, it's off to bed for me. I have a 4 mile run in the morning which I think will be great for getting all these tight muscles loosened up. Talk to you all later.

School

I had my first day of school today. Boy was that boring. I was half asleep by 9:30 and class started at 9. It's going to be a long 5 months. I better make nice with Juan Valdez...
Other news...my stupid cat is in heat again. If we went back through my old blog and counted the number of times I've written about Joey being a hornball you'd come up with a number around 10. That's a lot. She's all rubbing up against me and I keep trying to push her away but she won't take a hint. She's like a sexual predator. I'm thinking of registering her with the local police department as a sex offender.
Onto the good news...I'm playing rugby :) Yay!!! And, I get to play scrummie for the first tournament. We'll see after that. After watching me get destroyed by the opposing scrum half, the captain might decide that someone who weighs more than 114 lbs is a better fit :) But I'll soooo take it for right now.
That's about all that's new in the life of Alyssa. Hopefully some crazy stuff happens before the next time I blog so you can actually be entertained...otherwise you're stuck with these poop blogs :D
Respect my blog, beotch!

Comments

Damnit, I didn't realize I had it set so only registered users could post comments. I just changed it so if you want to comment on how much this blog sucks a bulb of garlic you're more than welcome to. :)

You know VA is a ghetto state when Walmart is the white trash place and KMart is the nice bargain store. Great.

Communication

Just a quick blog of thanks. This weekend I had the privilege to talk to a bunch of people I never get to or I have just lost contact with (mostly because I'm a schmuckatelli and I don't know how to say hi every now and again.) Let's see...
Paul, Erin, Pinis, Terry, Ginny and Renee (not my sister).
Yeah you guys rock and thanks for getting back in touch with me. It was so nice to finally talk to everyone and I think I'll be making trips for a couple weddings and just general hellos. Also, if anyone wants to come to VA anytime between now and October you are more than welcome at my little place. It's only a 1 bedroom but it's cute :).
Oh, one last thing. I didn't know people were actually reading my blog, except Steve and Seward. If you read my blog thanks for listening :) I feel like I should actually edit what I write now. Wait, that takes effort and I don't have a lot of that to go around. I spend the majority of it cleaning out the cats litter box and shoving food in my fat face. Well I guess you all are going to have to continue reading the same crappy blog :) Cheers!!!

Starbizzles

Please tell me this is funny to someone else out there besides myself:

So I'm at Starbucks having an iced Chai and I grabbed a napkin to act as a coaster. I happened to glance at the napkin which had a leaf on it (I am assuming a coffee plant leaf). Along the leaf are two phrases. One is "I feel the sun on my face". The second (here's the funny party) is: "let me touch it growing".

Enough said.

Hahahahaha, hahaha, ahhhh, HAH.

Addendum

Ok, before you read the America blog, or if you've already read it and are steaming hot...
Feel free to leave comments. I'd welcome it. Also, I'm not saying President Bush has no part in the war, I'm just saying, let's not put the ENTIRE thing on his plate, ok? He is the President and is therefore ultimately responsible, but just remember Congress is the group that voted the war in. Also, I'm not referring to everyone in this country, and everyone in Canada, but lets face it, there is a pretty large group that this pertains to. If it's you, I urge you to act, not complain. You don't have to join the Army, but at the very least you can vote. Thanks :)

America

Here is something that has been bothering me lately:

I'm tired of people blaming the war in Iraq on Bush. Damnit, are there any Americans who actually realize that for a country to go to war it has to have approval from Congress? Yup, that's the same Congressmen and women that you elected into office. Oops, you didn't vote? Damn well I'm sorry that the Republicans got voted in AGAIN. Maybe next time you'll do your part and actually vote, because it's your constitutional right and more importantly your duty as a citizen of this country.
Speaking of this country, why does everyone that lives in it, and even those who don't (Canadians), feel the need to talk crap about it. You ignorant bastards. This country may have budgetary problems, it might have unemployment, crime, and homeless people living everywhere. But you show me a country that doesn't have that. What is so bad about living in this country, honestly? You can say what you want, when you want. You have the opportunity to be whatever you want, to get an education at whatever level because you can be given a scholarship JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE A GOOD STUDENT. You can excel and become wealthy, or you can be a starving artist and be happy with it. This country has allowed you freedoms that some places don't have. If you have no money or you have no home, there hundreds of non-profit and charitable organizations that can help you. If there is something you don't like about this country, or you want to change, you have the right and the duty to speak up, vote for what you believe in, petition your representative and even run for office yourself until you are heard. If you don't vote, if you don't actively give to your community, if you don't take the time to stand up for what you believe in, then do not complain about how horrible our country is.
Moreover, stop saying that this country is nothing but a war hungry, baby killing mafia. When terrorists attacked on 9/11, what was the country saying? Kill the terrorists, attack the Afghanistan...now what are you saying? Stop the killing. You know what? It's too late. We went in to Iraq because their own leader was killing them. They lost civilians in the war and so did we. We also lost a lot of good soldiers fighting for a cause that the people of the country don't support. How do you think that makes a young soldier feel? He's got to go into a war, into a battle zone where his life is in constant danger and fight against an enemy that his family and friends back home don't believe is a real threat. Courage overcomes fear, but how can he have courage if his country is not standing in his corner. I hope that all the soldiers and civilians who died in Iraq and Afghanistan did not die for nothing. There is a cause there, there is a reason, and that reason is now to help rebuild those countries.
I vote, I am in the Army, and I knew coming in that one day I might have to put my life on the line. I can honestly say that I would go to combat any day to defend this country and the rights of all citizens in this nation, and I would go to combat to defend the rights of any human that is being terrorized or persecuted in their country because everyone has a right to live in freedom and in peace. No one deserves to be terrorized, not US citizens on 9/11, not even Iraqis under Saddam Hussein.
So vote, stand up for what you want, and make a difference before you complain about the country that gives you the right to do so.